False Advertising

Hey, you know what doesn't come off like they say it does in commercials?
Bath crayons!

So now we're taking daily showers in kid-created bloody horrorshow.
A big can of Comet is getting involved today.

I spent all of my cleaning energy wiping years of dirt off of a little kitchen set we bought for Riis at a garage sale. We paid $17, I found it new online for $199. I am absurdly happy about this.